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zerox
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Joined: 04 Nov 2003
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Location: Detroit, Michigan, USA
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A: when it is coming out your ears.
Q: what is the sound of one hand clapping?
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C-Town08
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Joined: 10 Jun 2004
Posts: 1004
Location: The King's throne
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A: (to replicate the sound I will hit my head on the keyboard): hygu
Q: Alex Rodriguez has money out the wazoo. What is the wazoo??
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Pfef
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Joined: 27 Nov 2004
Posts: 561
Location: Where the cement corn grows
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| Posted: 2/3/2005, 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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A - His Ears
Q - Why is the center position so bad nowadays?
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C-Town08
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A: Because centers draw their inspiration from Shawn Bradley.
Q: Why is Cleveland spelled C-l-e-v-e-l-a-n-d if it was named after Moses Cleaveland?
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J.R.
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Joined: 21 Sep 2004
Posts: 754
Location: Central Western Ontario, Canada.
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A: The city couldn't afford to buy an extra 'A' for the "WELCOME TO CLEVELAND" signs.
Q: What is a "Google?"
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Pfef
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Joined: 27 Nov 2004
Posts: 561
Location: Where the cement corn grows
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| Posted: 2/7/2005, 3:28 pm Post subject: |
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A - A bunch of zeros with a 1 at the beginning.
Q - why was 6 afraid of 7?
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C-Town08
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A: Ooh because 7-8-9...
Q- When is it Hammer Time??
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Pfef
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| Posted: 2/8/2005, 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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A - Depends on if its daylights savings time
Q - Is it daylight savings time?
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J.R.
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Joined: 21 Sep 2004
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Location: Central Western Ontario, Canada.
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A - Yes, daylight recently just opened a savings account at Chemical Bank and receives 3.25% interest on time.
Q - Whose face appears on the moon?
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soonerfan07
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Joined: 26 Nov 2004
Posts: 51
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A - The man in the moon's face
Q - Could Jesus heat a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it. |
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